Stay Thankful, My Friends

Poor dear. He really is trying to be helpful.

Poor dear. He really is trying to be helpful.

By Alexa Day

We here at Lady Smut are taking the week off to spend the Thanksgiving holiday doing various seasonally appropriate things. As for me, I’m grateful to have a bit of help in the kitchen, but my sweet assistant here is a bit clueless. I said to defrost the turkey in the sink with cold water, and I guess he thought I was speaking figuratively. I certainly hope that’s not the name he calls himself; I’ll never keep a straight face.

I’ll see you right back here on the first of the month. In the meantime, sound off about your plans, your kitchen help, or what you’re thankful for — or whatever’s on your mind. Be sure to follow Lady Smut in the meantime — how else will you find out how I got my dear turkey out of the sink?

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  • Author Charmaine Gordon
    November 24, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    And a Happy Holiday to all of you. Six pack abs under a sprinkler? One way to defrost a turkey but not this bird!

    • Alexa Day
      November 24, 2013 at 1:19 pm

      I think you’re right; nothing will ever be defrosted that way. But if I tell him to stop, he might never do this again. My plan is to wait for him to finish and then put the actual turkey in the sink.

      Have a terrific holiday, Charmaine!

  • Elizabeth Shore
    November 24, 2013 at 6:49 pm

    Now, if that’s why my sink’s blocked up, I won’t mind. 🙂

    • Alexa Day
      November 24, 2013 at 7:45 pm

      Indeed. A good reason to have the old drain thoroughly snaked, no? 😉


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