Spring Forward … into a Nice Sex Dream


Through the magic of the sex dream, one can be on Team Fitz and Team Jake simultaneously. I call this Team Alexa.

Through the magic of the sex dream, one can be on Team Fitz and Team Jake simultaneously. I call this Team Alexa.

By Alexa Day

A great many of us lost an hour last night. Congratulations! Spring is on its way, and not a moment too soon. Sure, regular schedules are going to feel weird for a little while. Some folks are going to show up for stuff at the wrong time. But the good news is that losing that hour is going to create a low-grade sleep deficit for some lucky individuals. Those people, like me, will eventually get an excellent night’s sleep, if not tonight, then within the next few days.

My plan is to invest those extra z’s in a nice sex dream. What do you think? Want to spend a night having really safe, completely consequence-free sex with a very interested party (or parties)? Well, I can’t make any guarantees, but I can tell you how I’ve managed to induce some really interesting dreams.

If you explore the web, you’ll find a lot of fairly involved methods for inducing the sex dream. (The exception: sleep on your stomach. I’ve not tried it this way, but it sounds simple enough, right?) I’m not sure it has to be quite so complicated. In fact, I think trying too hard to induce the sex dream can have the opposite effect, whatever that might be. I’ve gotten my best results by thinking pleasant thoughts at bedtime and not getting too attached to the results.

My last experience was with Campbell Scott, circa The Exorcism of Emily Rose, which was on television when I dozed off. When I went to sleep, Campbell was speaking to the jury with that lovely voice of his, which is actually very well suited for the sex dream. Of course, all that loud exorcism-related shrieking woke me up later, but Campbell made the most of our limited time together. I would not have chosen Campbell for myself; I just hadn’t thought of him in that way. Thankfully, my subconscious knew better.

Now, it took about a week of pleasant thoughts to open my subconscious to Campbell Scott, but he was worth the effort. Just as I was getting ready to fall asleep, right after lights out, I casually directed my thoughts toward the idea of having a sexual dream. Nothing specific. Just casual easy thoughts, with the same level of detail one might assign to a dinner one might prepare ten days from now. If I start preparing now, then I should be about ready for the sweetest part of slumber right about when daylight savings and my already freaky schedule conspire to take me down for the count.

So who’s next? I don’t know. The mystery is part of what makes dream trysts so exciting. I do know I’ll have to avoid some stuff, though. Full Metal Jacket is on TV a lot lately, and I don’t want Stanley Kubrick or any of his body of work anywhere near my subconscious. If I don’t find a better alternative, though, I might wind up with some seriously surreal unsexiness in my dream life. Hopefully, I can find something a little more inspiring to guide my subconscious this week on the way to my next sweet dream. I do have a nice tall stack of books next to the nightstand.

Who’s waiting for you in the shadowy, consequence-free world of your dreams? Tell the world in the comments section. And make sure you’re following Lady Smut. We’ll keep all your secrets.

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6 Comments

  • christineblackthorn
    March 9, 2014 at 4:07 am

    erotic dreams – hmmm, yes. I seem to need no inducement whatsoever for them and I praise any deity who might want to listen for that every day, sometimes in a very stereotypically pagan fashion 😉

    I advise a marathon session of the Lord of the Rings – strangely it was not the usual suspects that turned up in my head.

    • Alexa Day
      March 9, 2014 at 11:57 pm

      Isn’t it strange how it’s never the partner you expect? I mean, I would never have thought about Campbell Scott, although he does have a sexy voice, but he made a believer out of me. 🙂

      Thanks for the tip, Christine! It’s possible I’m planning an LOTR marathon here. 😉

  • Madeline Iva
    March 9, 2014 at 10:09 am

    Erotic dreams are the bomb diggitty. Almost on par with morning sex for a guaranteed way to start the day off right. 🙂

    • Alexa Day
      March 9, 2014 at 11:54 pm

      Indeed. If you can have both, there’s almost no reason to take chances on the rest of the day. 😉

  • Elizabeth Shore
    March 9, 2014 at 3:46 pm

    Erotic dreams are so mysterious to me. I’ve had a cast of very unexpected characters appear in some of mine, including people I’ve never consciously given any thought to. I wake up and ask myself, “what in the world was he doing in that dream?!”

    Fun post, Alexa!

    • Alexa Day
      March 10, 2014 at 12:08 am

      You know, the unexpected partner adds to the excitement of the whole thing — I think that’s why it’s so much more fun not to think of a specific partner when I’m starting to think of inducing one of these dreams. It’s kind of like the chef’s choice (or chef’s tasting menu, if I’m asleep for a while) of sexual experiences. 🙂

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