Real Men Say Y’all: Celebrating the Southern Accent

6 Jul
If you're this close to his seersucker, congratulations!

If you’re this close to his seersucker, congratulations!

By Alexa Day

I’ve spent my adult life in the American South. I was raised in the Deep South and think of myself as part of the New South. So while I’m excited to kick off a Southern theme week to celebrate this Friday’s print release of Elizabeth Shore’s HOT BAYOU NIGHTS, I’ve had a tough time trying to decide what aspect of Southern living I wanted to bring into your homes. What facet of the South is the hottest and the sexiest?

It’s the accent. It marks a Southern man as a Southern man. Its nuances tell his story. Southern men tend to be discreet, but if you get one talking, his speech patterns will tell on him. His money, his education, his job, his family — yeah, his tongue will tell you. No matter what his circumstances are, that accent of his is smooth, disarming, and always a little seductive. When it’s weaponized, the Southern man’s accent can be used to get him just about anything he wants.

You might not have ready access to a Southern man. I wish I could remedy that for you; they’re a special breed. I can help you get pretty close to that special sound, though, with the help of some dedicated experts … and Hollywood.

Your first stop on the way to aural deliciousness should be the IDEA: International Dialects of English Archive. The IDEA makes for spectacular character research, if you’re writing someone who speaks accented English from anywhere in the world. (Be warned. You should only go to the Archive if you have time on your hands; you’re going to spend a lot of time clicking and listening.) Inside the IDEA, a rich repository of real Southern men are just hanging out, waiting to tell you a story. Have a listen to Georgia, South Carolina, and these prime exemplars from Alabama and North Carolina. And that’s just a tiny sample — the Archive is far more diverse than my selections in this post.

The entertainment industry has had a tough time getting this right, but there are bright lights on the big and small screens. I just want to touch on a couple of standouts.

Matthew McConaughey is in A Time to Kill, and while he sounds more or less like a Southerner should, he’s actually from Texas, and there is some debate regarding whether Texas is part of the South. Kevin Spacey and Oliver Platt both earn their seersucker. They both play attorneys — the sort of men who are used to having their own way in their own way — and they both sound the part.

The South's never been hotter. Click it and see.

The South’s never been hotter. Click it and see.

If you want to see the Southern accent done absolutely right, you owe it to yourself to see The Walking Dead. I had seen Andrew Lincoln in Love Actually more than once before The Walking Dead started. I had never seen David Morrissey before, but I have seen him since in an episode of Doctor Who. The Walking Dead‘s accent coach has those two British actors sounding not just like Americans, not just like Southerners, but like two men who have spent most of their lives in Georgia, where the show takes place.

So who else is getting that down home sound done right, and who sounds like Foghorn Leghorn? That’s the sort of discussion that’d keep a porchful of Southerners locked in friendly debate for hours. My advice? Try to keep them talking. They might not ever come up with answers, but at least you’ll enjoy the sound of the argument.

In the meantime, y’all need to follow Lady Smut and get in line for HOT BAYOU NIGHTS, coming right at you in print this Friday!

4 Responses to “Real Men Say Y’all: Celebrating the Southern Accent”

  1. Madeline Iva July 6, 2014 at 10:22 am #

    I watch a lot of British TV and I’ve begun to notice there are these British actors regularly picked to play Americans. That said, I love a man’s Mississippi accent best I think, out of all the Southern accents.

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    • Alexa Day July 6, 2014 at 10:33 pm #

      Are they doing that for British TV? That activates my “Can they really not find a _____ actor to play a ____?” reflex. But perhaps it’s just easier to find a local than to ship someone in.

      Mississippi is a beautiful sound, isn’t it? I’m partial to the Carolinas, since it’s home. 🙂

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  2. C. Margery Kempe July 6, 2014 at 7:17 am #

    Houston is the south as well as Texas, but most of Tejas is not. Since living there, I have become much more astute about bad southern accents. One of my best friends is from Georgia and now living in Mississippi, so I can really hear the difference. Though when she lived in Connecticut it toned down some of her accent — unless she was on the phone with her mom.

    It’s funny how most Britons (actually English, because they’re usually the ones assaulting my ears with their “American” accents) think all Americans sound like Yosemite Sam (who sounds a lot like Foghorn Leghorn for some reason — maybe because they’re both Mel Blanc!). I grew up in the north (Michigan) then lived on the west coast, the east coast, the south coast and now in the UK most of the time. I don’t know what I sound like anymore.

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    • Alexa Day July 6, 2014 at 10:30 pm #

      Yeah, the accent has a lot of subtle flavors; I think that’s why I love it so much. I had, for instance, never heard the word “daggone” before moving to Virginia.

      I generally sound like I’m from a neutral location (neither of my parents has an accent), unless I’m with people from back home or I’m under some sort of physical stress. When I was in college, I could weaponize my accent, usually to ask for a favor, but I haven’t done that in some time.

      Foghorn Leghorn and Yosemite Sam do sound alike, don’t they? But it might be worse. We could all sound like Huckleberry Hound. 🙂

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