Carry Me: One Night In Seoul

24 Jul

By Madeline Iva

If he's not gorgeous and crying, it's not Korean drama.

If he’s not gorgeous and crying, it’s not Korean drama.

Beautiful men who cry perfect tears. People who cut up their food with scissors. A society with seven forms of address—including one for animals. No, I’m not talking about a sci-fi world– I’m talking about Korea.

How is it possible that I’ve never posted about Korean Drama before? I love it—At times I’ve been obsessed by it.  But then again, so is all of Asia.  These one season TV dramas rock my world–not only with their unique cultural differences but with their strong sense of romance.

Because this week we’re celebrating C. Margery Kempe’s publication One Night in Rome (City Nights Series, book 3), I’m going to take you through One Night In Seoul, Korea.   We’ll survey the night—not Gangnam Style, because that’s a whole other Korean thing. Instead we’ll go out on the town Korean Drama style.

At any rate–let’s get our evening started. Our hero is so much better looking than us–he’s probably the most handsome man on the face of the planet, or at least top five.  Accepting that we’re out of our league is a given.  It also builds humility–a must-have trait for all Korean heroines.

A great sense of humility and very pouty lips--the Korean heroine.

A great sense of humility and very pouty lips–the Korean heroine.

We go out to eat – but nothing fancy. Let’s face it, in Korea it’s all about food.  Yes, we can eat at a restaurant where we sit on a mat without shoes and boil our own meat in a pot of oil at our table. Or sit at a table that comes with inset boxes of kim-chi. Every now and then the waitress comes by and cuts up the kim-chi with scissors for us. What are we, five? Now she’s cutting up our seafood omlete.  Well, if it makes her happy.

As the evening progresses, aside from walking around exchanging witty remarks and reveling in the silky evening weather, we’ll eventually get hungry again.  It’s late and the restaurants are closed, but that’s okay, because the best food in Korea is on the street. We through the plastic sheeting of a cheap tent on a city street (it’s a little rainy outside).  Inside we sit on a stool next to homeless people and businessmen, and eat skewers of who-knows-what.  Yum-ola.  Very egalitarian.  No dessert–only more booze.

Because our evening involves drinking—lots and lots of drinking. At some point in the late evening–not sure when–we do a round of raucous karaoke in a private room.  Oh, did I mention our hero happens to be a pop star in real life? Don’t get self-conscious about singing or thrashing around doing demented air-guitar.  Being crazy bad at karaoke is a right in Korea. Besides you’re too drunk to care.

Yup, you’re wasted.  Beer, saki, wine, the hard stuff? I don’t even know what all we drink, but at some point in the evening everything gets blurry and we are so drunk that the hero must needs carry us home on his back.

48WHAT??? I can feel you cringing, and as a tall strapping woman, I know. I know. But apparently there is a deep psychological need for this carrying stuff. It brings up all kinds of cultural metaphors—how strong he is, how he will carry you through the hard times (like now, when you’re occasionally spewing kim-chi in the gutters) Meanwhile, it’s a total sensual experience. Being carried, feeling how strong his back is, how sexy it feels pressing your breasts up against that strong back. You feel safe.

Besides, as the average Korean woman, you’re only about four foot nine and probably weigh a hundred pounds dripping wet.

So off we go.  He carries us up hill and down hill and then home. His home, our home–doesn’t really matter.  We spend the night together. Probably on a futon—we each have our own–on a wooden floor so spotless we could lick with the same confidence we’d lick a plate straight from the dishwasher.

A futon for you, a futon for me.

A futon for you, a futon for me.

I know what you’re asking. Do we um, you know? Yes. Yes we DO knock boots. But not right now.  We wait. The tension all around it is smoking hot, however.

See, Korean drama is all about romantic hot vs. erotic hot.  The only thing is…it takes a long time to happen. It probably takes on average sixteen episodes for us to kiss. This is because the roots of romance go deep deep deep in Korean Drama. These people take it slow, and by the time we kiss we really know each other—I mean KNOW each other.

It takes on average twenty episodes to do the deed. In Korean Drama you gotta wait for it if it’s going to be everlasting. So no nookie on THIS date—though having been fed well, having been drunk and happy while carried through the hilly streets of Seoul on a gorgeous man’s back–we’re feeling pretty awesome. Looking at his arresting face, we fall asleep and all is right in the world.

Hot-hot-hot! Click on image to buy.

Hot-hot-hot! Click on image to buy.

Check out some more about Korean Drama HERE at my website, and check out ONE NIGHT IN ROME by our very own C.Margery Kempe HERE.

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6 Responses to “Carry Me: One Night In Seoul”

  1. Madeline Iva July 25, 2014 at 7:51 am #

    Ha! Kel you’re too much. I remember giving my friend a piggy-back in our home town. We were in high school out late at night. She was so much heavier than I expected, and I was managing but then we started laughing and I fell down. We were rocking with laughter on the side walk, and the police stopped by. Turned out we were violating curfew. They thought we might be drunk. But no, just idiot teenagers.

    The Coffee Prince and My Lovely Sam Soon are my two all time favorites– check them out.

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  2. Kel July 24, 2014 at 3:29 pm #

    In my fantasy life I’m like a foot shorter… because no one, but no one offers the 5’10” girl a piggy back ride. Not since she was like 5… I think I’ve given more of them in my life time than I’ve gotten, and not just to children. It was a big thing in college to give my friends… OMG – I was a Korean drama romantic hero in college! Why, universe? Why?

    Yeah, sometimes the genetic lottery isn’t fair. Other times I need to get things off the top shelf, or open a jar, and all is well. In the meantime, I’ll have to look into Korean Dramas. They sound kind of divine.

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  3. Elizabeth Shore July 24, 2014 at 9:50 am #

    I’m not sure I have the patience to wade through SIXTEEN episodes just for a kiss, but your post was awesome. 🙂

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    • Madeline Iva July 25, 2014 at 7:54 am #

      I guess I’m just fascinated by the form and the culture as well as the romance…I mean, it’s addictive– you wind up watching the episodes all in one big glut. So you might get to that kiss by the end of the evening.

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  4. Mishka Jenkins July 24, 2014 at 7:27 am #

    Great post, had me smiling throughout, and also gave me a need to watch check out Korean Drama 😀

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