I Break For Turkeys


On Thanksgiving, the last thing in the world I need to deal with is laundry.

On Thanksgiving, the last thing in the world I need to deal with is laundry.

By Alexa Day

I’m getting a jump start on the post-Thanksgiving food coma and will be taking this week off. I don’t go in for all the holiday cooking, but the gluttony and ensuing sloth are quite appealing to me and I highly recommend them to others.

While you’re just lying there being slothful, why don’t you check out some of my favorite posts from earlier this year? That’s right. I’m suggesting my own posts, which probably constitutes pride. What can I say? I’ve got two deadly sins planned this week, and the overachiever in me needed to go for the trifecta.

What does the girl who has everything actually want this holiday season? Robot sex.

Trying to stay on the naughty list (where the gifts are better, trust me)? Practice your sexting.

Sick of football? Here’s a coach you can get behind. Or in front of. Whatever.

And just for kicks, here’s some fun with Tom Hiddleston and a $65,000 car. You’re welcome.

Follow Lady Smut now and beat the rush.

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2 Comments

  • Elizabeth Shore
    November 24, 2014 at 9:32 am

    Love your headline. Very cute. Enjoy the break, my friend, and happy Thanksgiving. πŸ™‚

  • Liz Everly
    November 24, 2014 at 4:29 pm

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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