Santa, I've Been A Very Naughty Girl
by Madeline Iva
When it comes to the question of naughty or nice, doesn’t naughty become so much more interesting when you get to be a certain age?
I grew up priding myself on being such a good girl. In high school, all my friend’s parents would chillax if they knew I was going to be at the party, etc. Ain’t nothing sinful was going to happen on my watch and purity just beamed from my entire being.
And then…I don’t know. I hit college, and suddenly being good seemed, well, a lot less interesting. Less artistic. Less original. Less rebellious. Less passionate. There’s a quote about well-behaved women seldom making history, and I began realizing that I was way-way-way too well-behaved.
Which is not to say I wanted to be bad for bad’s sake either. There are some women who own leather pants, who can down a shot of tequila and then drink some more. Women who will go to Las Vegas and do things they seriously regret. I’m not that woman. No, I think I’m more of a good-girl-in-recovery.
But there’s something a bit inherently naughty about being a romance writer, isn’t there? For me it’s been like sliding on a motorcycle jacket that fits just right. I just love the romance writing world. Woman friendly, sex-positive, they bring some naughty fun to facebook and Twitter—and yes, I’m talking about you, #FridayManWars.
Mostly though, I’m getting much more comfortable with the “it feels good to be bad” thing. Honestly, I’ve been holding back. Especially emotionally. Slowly I’ve been learning to start poking naughty fingers into new nooks and crannies.
I promise next year I’ll dig in deep and delve into being very bad.
Santa, please put these on your list and check them twice:
*tormented it’s-so-wrong-but-feels-so-right feelings.
You bring me those, and I’ll ladle them all into a twisty arousal, creating sex scenes so scorchingly hot readers will drop their e-readers to blow on their fingers.
I promise I’ll let go of my old angst-y worries about writing PC sex and is-bdsm-feminist? etc, etc, etc. I’ll embrace this lumpy world we live in, warts and all, and just live in the moment.
I promise too that no matter how much sweeter my romances get, I’ll never, ever forget that being naughty is more fun.
Meanwhile, Santa, if I deliver on all that, could you also bring me more pictures of hot men in Christmas sweaters?
Peace and nutmeg,
P.S. Kiss Dasher, Dancer, Prancer – and especially Vixen for me. Xo
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