Get You Some, SugarPlum!


By Alexa Day

So what does the holiday season mean to you? Is it about fireplaces, food and family? Is it about the tidal wave of giftwrap and bows? Is it snowflakes and sleigh rides?

Is it celebrating the glorious male form?

I know I’m not the only one leering unabashedly at these folks. There’s a reason I make it a point to spend part of my holiday with the Nutcracker. Celebrating the male ballet dancer is this girl’s holiday tradition! Sure, there’s always going to be someone out there who prefers a more chaste celebration, and I respect that. Just know that I will always, ALWAYS hold out a safe place for those of us who like to stare.

I will be in that safe place. Saving you a chair. Sharing the popcorn. That is my pledge to you this holiday season, and year round.

So during my year-end vacation, why not take a moment for yourself? Remember, it’s hot in Australia right now — ha ha, heyo!

And walk down memory lane with links to some of my favorite things.

What happens at the party needs to stay at the party.

Looking for last-minute gifts? Have you considered robot sex … while you still can? How about an Orgasmia?

Overwhelmed with the whole holiday thing? Get away from it all in the trunk of an F Coupe.

What do I want for Christmas? I want to rebuild Rome.

And what kind of holiday would it be without the Nutcracker? Or the male revue?

I’ll see all of you next year! Be sure to follow Lady Smut. You won’t need a gift receipt.

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2 Comments

  • Madeline Iva
    December 22, 2015 at 8:18 am

    yes, yes, and yes! Hope people check out the f coupe post!

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