Merry Christmas Baby! You Sure Do Treat Me Right…

22 Dec

imgresby Madeline Iva

Last night we left a very fun Christmas party and blundered about in a dark driveway trying to find the car.  I walked through what I thought were some crunchy leaves on top of the tarmac only to discover they were in fact cloaking a deep drainage ditch.  There’s nothing like feeling something on the side of your ankle pop while your heels twist and down you go.

ONE SPRAINED ANKLE LATER…I’m sitting in our car outside the pharmacy when Sweetie calls.  He’s inside the pharmacy picking out a bandage for my ankle.  He says, “They’ve got the latest Kristan Higgins romance here.  Should I get that too?”

Now that, ladies and gentleman, is a man who loves me.

Ahhh, the healing powers of Kristan Higgins! This is the third novel of hers I’ve read this week.

I hope all you wonderful people out there are finding your own miraculous healing powers via romance novels written by your favorite authors.

I hope all you women and men who follow our sex-positive/woman-empowering blog continue with your support and love.  Cause we love you right back — you know that, don’t you?

And I hope you find some respite this holiday–from the enervating election year, from your crabby relatives, from your adorable but challenging children, and finally, from that bullying asshat of a boss.

To help you along, I’ve plunked down some of my favorite posts from 2016 and before.  I bid you a fond farewell until 2017.  Merry Christmas, baby!

Here’s a post from the heart: How Romance Saved My Life

Some overwhelmingly popular topics on our blog:

He’s Handy Carpenters and Their Big, Sexy Tools

Fire Crotch: Curse of the Red Hot Red-Heads

The Sexy Older Man, AKA The Daddy Figure

In Nov 2106, I published a fantasy romance.  Looking back, I realize that I spent most of my time off watching and reading about my favorite topics–SFF & The Paranormal:

https://ladysmut.com/2016/02/18/crimson-peak-more-bloody-than-a-tampon-and-i-relished-it/

https://ladysmut.com/2016/05/12/on-the-run-from-zombies-post-apocalyptic-menage/

https://ladysmut.com/2016/06/09/heartless-soul-sucking-sex-moppets/

https://ladysmut.com/2016/07/21/the-lobster-most-un-romantic-movie-evah/

I realize I like exploring two aspects of the body on Lady Smut.

One is the uber-curvy female body:

A Gi-normic Debate: Banning the Term Plus-Size 

What Men Like: BBW 

Seriously Stacked–Extremely Curvy Women

The other is the female attraction to more fluid forms of male sexuality.

From Lolitas and Brolitas 

to Androgyny and Transgender romances,

to a Man in a Dress or All Yours & Tied Up, and beyond that to the labrythine fantasies of Madeira Darling–if you dare. ; >

wickedapprenticefinal-fjm_high_res_1800x2700Madeline Iva writes fantasy and paranormal romance.  Her fantasy romance, WICKED APPRENTICE, featuring a magic geek heroine, is available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, and through iTunes.  Sign up for Madeline Iva news & give aways.

 

 

 

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