By Elizabeth Shore
Happy September, lovely Smuters. We’re creeping up into the time of sweaters and cider and boots – oh my! But all is good in Smutland because we’re still rounding up the goods for you all the year round – no matter if it’s beach weather or the time of falling leaves. So kick back on this long weekend and indulge yourself in some good reading. It’s all right here for you.
Flying solo this weekend? Fantastic! What better excuse than to spruce up on some new masturbation techniques.
Cuteness alert – proof that baby goats like it when you smile at them.
The secret to ageless skin may be in your blood.
You know a certain someone complains endlessly about fake news, but what about fake milk? That’s what’s gotten the dairy industry up in arms.
If you’re fretting over that latest Lancet study about one drink a day being bad for you, check this out.
How do you not get jealous if someone else is going down on your husband? Why, by going on a swinger’s vacation, of course.
Clear your mind in 60 seconds with this weirdly cool online meditation tool.