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Sexy Saturday Round Up

15 Dec

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

Dashing through the snow, dashing through the mall, it’s all madness to us. With only a bit over a week to go until Christmas descends, it’s easy to get caught up in the rush of present buying and cocktail party attending. In the throes of it all, it’s important to take a little time for ourselves. We’re glad you’ve decided to spend some of it with us. Relax and unwind – we’ve got some links up for you.

Jezelbel’s take on the best books of the year.

Pot and sex…we’re talking about cannasexuals. Yes, it’s a thing.

Sex lives of historial queens. We’re talking about you, The Favourite.

Get yourself out of that office holiday party early. Trust us, just do it.

It’s here! A compilation of the worst holiday moviesevah!

It’s the Pornhub review of the year.

Just in case you’re wondering what Jason Momoa is up to. Hello, Aqua Man!

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

1 Dec

Sexy Saturday Round Up

By Elizabeth Shore

Welcome to December! Month of holidays, sugar, relatives, shopping, cranky people, happy people, and the annual A Christmas Story marathonBut just when you think your life is spinning out of control and you’re going to OD on your co-workers’ Christmas cookies, know that you’ll always have a respite here at Lady Smut. We won’t put you into sugar shock, but we’re still awfully sweet.

 

From Elizabeth:

Send 2018 off with a stack of good reads. NPR lists the year’s best books.

The new holiday drink for 2018 is a pine tree in your cup. Um…yum? Maybe?

Melania’s murderous red Christmas trees– and why they freak us the hell out.

14 ways to make your vajayjay’s little happy buttoneven happier.

Not having much sex these days? Neither are lots of people. We’re in a sex recession, people!

From Madeline:

Have you celebrated the anniversary of that classic Bollywood movie, Kal Ho Naa Ho? Learn about how the mega-influential movie landed in America.

Mexico’s third gender.

Does identifying as asexual mean you identify as a part of the queer community?

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

17 Nov

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

How things change in a week! We started out getting more and more election results from last Tuesday, ended with a bizarre snow storm in the northeast, and are now on the cusp of Thanksgiving. Whhhaaattt??? But changes keep life interesting – as do cool reads from our weekly round-up. So if you’ve finished shoveling out the car, put your feet up, relax, and enjoy. It’s the weekend! Ahhhh….

From Elizabeth:

Masters of literary fiction dish on their own masterpieces.

Tarot card predictions for this weekend for every zodiac sign.

Have sex, save lives.

So classy! Moronic prez Trump honors dead Supreme Court justice by praising all the sex he had.

Thanksgiving alert! How to buy a turkey.

From Madeline:

Historically important interracial relationships.

Two nerdy history girls relate the logical thoughts of a famous Regency courtesan.

Hilarious: “12 Non-threatening Leadership Strategies for Women

The price of a bigger penis.

The difference between spontaneous and responsive desire.

That old tried and true Hollywood romance story from the male point of view is basically a blueprint for stalkers. YOU is a TV show using that blueprint and combining it with a modern sensibility.

Sex robot brothel–that’s not realllllly a sex robot brothel.

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

18 Aug

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

For you, our lovelies, we have Bond, James Bond (but oh, so much better), we have hygiene rules for the lady bits, and badass elf princesses, just to name a bit of the round-up. Enjoy!

Unleash your sexual fantasies because…

What kind of friend are you? Take this quick visual test to find out.

Should you be cleaning your vajayjay with soap?

What Gone Girl author Gillian Flynn can’t live without.

From Madeline:

Swim caps for black hair — the conundrum that keeps many black women out of the pool.

Idris Elba as James Bond–a history of the casting you’ve been waiting to see for 10 + years now.

Best one night stand stories–from Man Repeller.

Luthien–Tolkien’s original badass elf princess.

Who else is excited about seeing Crazy Rich Asians? Here are five movie things to know….

The FDA is about to approve an app that prevents pregnancy by tracking your natural cycle.  But does it actually work?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

7 Jul

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

We’re in the hot, hot throes of summer! Beaches, barbeques, and (hopefully!) vacations are on the horizon. So grab towels, your shades, and plenty of reading material to make your time in the sun extra fun. Can’t decide which books to bust out? Here at Lady Smut, we’re doing our part to help you out by rounding up some great reads. Layer on the sun block and sit back in that beach chair. It’s summer, it’s the weekend…ahhhh…. 😉

Frosé is passé. Quench your thirst this summer with the very latest in frozen libations. Schappsicle, anyone?

Is VR sex considered cheating? Depends on who you ask.

Why everyone is banning plastic straws.–Though some people with disabilities really need them.

And while you’re doing good for the planet, how about edible coffee cups?

How many times happier are men in relationships with chubby girls than those who aren’t? Try TEN TIMES happier, yo!

The meanings and myths of rape fantasies.

From Madeline:

The museum of broken hearts.

Can sexual pleasure help you learn better? Rats say yes.

One woman’s HEA: When my boyfriend moved in with my husband and kids.

OMG – have you ever heard of ASMR???? Check out this intro to ASMR on Man Repeller.   BTW, this is SUCH A THING. I have one friend who hates it–simply cannot stand it– and another friend who’s been secretly obsessed with this for a long long time–she feels the tingles and everything.

 

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

29 Jun

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

Don’t look now, awesome peeps, but it’s the weekend before the 4th! Hopefully you’re like half the people in my day job office who had the wise foresight to take next week off. But if you didn’t, that’s OK, too. Wednesday for much of us will be a time of relaxation, a break in the middle of the road, a day for slacking off and having fun. And speaking of fun on this weekend before the 4th, exercise your independence early by checking out the fun reads we’ve gathered up for you. No better way to get the party started.

Are you part of the rarest personality type in the world?

Harry Potter…and smut? One writer’s quest to write erotic fan fiction of HP. Am I the only one finding this just a bit creepy?

If an app can pick a date for you, why not let your parents pick your spouse. The case for arranged marriage.

Justice Kennedy’s retirement threatens safe and legal abortion. How to stop it.

Looking for beach reads on the wild side? 50 must-read werewolf romances.

It’s not porn – it’s making love! Here’s a sneak peek so you can judge for yourself.

The “sex ed guys” know little about sex ed. But at least they’re kinda funny.

Girl Boner August McLaughlin chats with the queen of lesbian sex 101, Stevie Boebie.

#Metoo from a man’s point of view. Author Amber Tamblyn’s new novel features a female serial rapist.

 

 

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

18 May

Sexy Saturday Round UpWhat a week it’s been! Some of us are at RT in Reno, NV.  Some of us are at home wishing we were at RT.  And today we’re online at #LadySmut playing games and giving away ebooks.  Join us!

From Madeline:

We’re very exciting that Donald Glover is playing Lando Calrissian – but also that Lando is portrayed as a pansexual! 

What hat will YOU be wearing at the royal wedding?

Eric Schneiderman is giving BDSM a bad name

Lady Smut to DJ Khaled: You gotta give to get, bro

At THE WING, Women demand a single sex co-working space.

By Elizabeth Shore

They’re pointless, useless, and suck up time, but sometimes we all need dumb tweets to make us laugh out loud.

Did you think Miss Congeniality was gay? Well, as it turns out

What to know about hyposexuality.

Royal wedding gossip! All the dirt is right here.

Remembering a great writer. R.I.P. Tom Wolfe.

Who eats pounds and pounds of candy per person every year? You’ll never guess.

The weird, nutty Yanny vs Laurel explained.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

11 May

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

There once was an author named Faleena
Who said, “Hey writers, I’ll ream ya!”
She took the word “cocky”
And tried hard to block thee
But writers told Faleena, we’ll see ya

If you haven’t been following this story, you should. #cockygate has the romance world up in arms, not just as romance writers but as writers. Period. As author L.M. Brown put it: Suppose… A sci-fi writer TM’s “space” and “alien” A fantasy writer TM’s “sword” and “magic” A mystery writer TMs “murder” and “mystery” You see where I’m going with this? This is NOT branding and it impacts ALL writers.

And so it does. We’ll stay tuned to see where this goes. In the meantime, Sexies, there are other things to read. Such as:

Get your nooner on!  How to perfect this wickedly decadent diversion.

5 ways to tell he’s falling for you.

What exactly is in that sex toy, anyway?

Don’t let this happen to you! Masturation horror stories.

Breaking up is hard to do – even with your smartphone.

Linguini lovers rejoice! New study says pasta isn’t bad for you after all.

A social app made for socializing. Wait, what?

It’s the most wonderful gay time of year – the Eurovision song contest.

From Madeline:

What’s it like for female people of color with a job in the media?

Popular places for sex–outside the bedroom

Got black hotties? Check ’em out. (Fanning myself.)

There are too many men in the world.  China and India are feeling the impact. We knew it would come to this.

WTF is #cockygate? A quick explanation of the bru-ha-ha that’s rocked the indie publishing world this week.

As techies dig in to this new industry–the sex bot revolution is here. “They’re not nasty dirty men who can’t get a woman.” Really? (Raising eyebrow.)

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

4 May

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

The weekend’s here! A time of binge watching, binge eating, garden puttering, and just about anything else fun you want to jam into these next two days. Certainly the fun should include catching up on our weekly round-up of good reading. So kick back, grab a snack, and enjoy.

Ready to give up on men but don’t know how to replace them? How about with some good ol fish sex.

The Stormy Daniels/Roseanne Barr smackdown! Strap yourself in.

18 movies to watch over and over and over….for the sex scenes.

If you’re feeling a wave of guilt for not wanting to clean your apartment this weekend, here’s why you needn’t have it.

Model Ashley Graham struttin her stuff and looking fabulous in her size-inclusion swimsuit collection.

Publishers Weekly most anticipated spring books are finally coming out. Check out the list of good reads.

DJ Khaled brags that he’s way too awesome to go down on his partner. Why she’s lucky.

Bondage for beginngers.

Is this the end of the road for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition?

Kid as critic on classic children’s literature. Dare you not to smile.

 

 

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

21 Apr

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

What’s going on, Sexies? I’ll tell you what’s not going on – finally! – is snow. At long last – I think maybe pretty please we’re begging you – we appear to be finished with the snow. So let’s hear it for spring! Cherry blossoms, lighter clothes, and a young man’s heart turning to love. As you know as Lady Smut, we all love love. So come celebrate with us as we present for you a round-up of some love-ly links that we’ve come across over this past week.

From Madeline:

You can’t get enough of Danai Gurira, can you? Here she talks about her role in Black Panther — fierce yet still feminine.

Salon.com discusses: We need to move past the idea that #metoo harassment is driven by male lust.  Sometimes, people are harassed and humiliated because they’re not deemed attractive.

There are 14 different words for love that don’t exist in English.

Ethical porn anyone? In an era of #metoo, how are woke porn directors dealing with consent issues?

From Elizabeth Shore:

Wearable pins to promote queer culture.

It’s a purse! It’s a book! It’s both! Presenting book purses.

So many books, and they’re all so cheap. Surviving the library book sale.

How Amy Schumer is making us all feel pretty.

Good reasons to ban anything by Karl Lagerfeld.

Heard this one before? Common excuses men use who are cheating.

Does your job make you sexy?

Sometimes vaginas bleed. What to do? Throw an “on my period” party!

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.salon.com/2018/04/09/lusting-after-celebrity-men-in-the-timesup-era/

 

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