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Sexy Saturday Round Up

1 Dec

Sexy Saturday Round Up

By Elizabeth Shore

Welcome to December! Month of holidays, sugar, relatives, shopping, cranky people, happy people, and the annual A Christmas Story marathonBut just when you think your life is spinning out of control and you’re going to OD on your co-workers’ Christmas cookies, know that you’ll always have a respite here at Lady Smut. We won’t put you into sugar shock, but we’re still awfully sweet.

 

From Elizabeth:

Send 2018 off with a stack of good reads. NPR lists the year’s best books.

The new holiday drink for 2018 is a pine tree in your cup. Um…yum? Maybe?

Melania’s murderous red Christmas trees– and why they freak us the hell out.

14 ways to make your vajayjay’s little happy buttoneven happier.

Not having much sex these days? Neither are lots of people. We’re in a sex recession, people!

From Madeline:

Have you celebrated the anniversary of that classic Bollywood movie, Kal Ho Naa Ho? Learn about how the mega-influential movie landed in America.

Mexico’s third gender.

Does identifying as asexual mean you identify as a part of the queer community?

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

2 Nov

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

The calendar page just flipped to November on Thursday when I heard Let It Snow on the overhead at my local Starbucks. Gaaah! Say it isn’t so! We’ve gone from all things pumpkin to all things peppermint in the blink of an eye. But here at Lady Smut, we’re taking it all in stride. Despite ongoing madness in the political world – don’t forget to vote on Tuesday! – here we offer a sea of sexy tranquility. Read on, Lady Smutters, read on.

If you want to be friends with your ex, just ask a lesbian how it’s done.

An eerie mystery in Italy may be solved with the discovery of skeletal remains on Vatican land.

The best shower accessory you didn’t know you needed.

Why you must vote…from the world according to John Legend.

How men’s and women’s sexual fantasies differ…and are very much alike.

Booze-free bars…the future of going out?

Canada votes to legalize marijuana and then they ran out of marijuana.

Listen to the wisdom of nature. Ahhhh…

Your November sex horoscope.

Ryan Reynolds says wife Blake Lively has sex with ghosts.

And finally: woman who says she has supernatural sex now claims she’s engaged to a ghost. Spooky!

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

26 Oct

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

We’re cruising the pumpkin highway this time of year – pumpkin bread, pumpkin pie, pumpkin cereal – and pretty soon the great pumpkin! (ABC is showing the perennial Charlie Brown favorite on October 26th). But lest the clock strikes midnight and we all  turn into pumpkins ourselves, better catch up on our reading. We’ve got plenty of good stuff to keep you entertained, so sit back, relax, grab a pumpkin latte, and enjoy this week’s hot reads.

Still got pumpkin on the brain? Try carving a Martha Stewart serpent pumpkin – and just accept that you’ll suck at it.

The model who played Melania Trump in a rapper video is now receiving death threats. People, chill. Seriously.

10 male misconceptions about female masturbation.

Fickstutenmarkt – just the ticket for when you get an urge to have sex with a strangers while wearing a bag on your head.

From Madeline:

Halloween just got hysterically perverse with these “unique” maternity photos. 

Mom, his puberty is all you: study links start of boy’s puberty stage to when their mother’s puberty years hit.

Are you ready for sex? Mental vs. physical arousal.

Slutever explores the difficulty of finding a Happy Ending massage if you’re a woman.

Are you a SWERF? Or do you support sex workers? (Dudes, I might be a SWERF. It’s hard for me to envision some future utopia where sex work is ever a really good professional choice to pursue and gets the same level of respect that being a gymnast, model would. (I’m thinking here of  professions people inevitably age out of.)

Tops need aftercare too.

Squirting 101: Soak Up the Pleasure, Soak Up the Fun

The queer love story at the heart of the new Collette movie.

Sexy Saturday Round Up

18 Aug

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

For you, our lovelies, we have Bond, James Bond (but oh, so much better), we have hygiene rules for the lady bits, and badass elf princesses, just to name a bit of the round-up. Enjoy!

Unleash your sexual fantasies because…

What kind of friend are you? Take this quick visual test to find out.

Should you be cleaning your vajayjay with soap?

What Gone Girl author Gillian Flynn can’t live without.

From Madeline:

Swim caps for black hair — the conundrum that keeps many black women out of the pool.

Idris Elba as James Bond–a history of the casting you’ve been waiting to see for 10 + years now.

Best one night stand stories–from Man Repeller.

Luthien–Tolkien’s original badass elf princess.

Who else is excited about seeing Crazy Rich Asians? Here are five movie things to know….

The FDA is about to approve an app that prevents pregnancy by tracking your natural cycle.  But does it actually work?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

28 Jul

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

We have Aquaman, we have people bonking bushes, we have marriage getting kicked to the curb. It’s all here, sexies! A most delicious round-up of some jolly good fun we’ve found trolling the web this week.

Sex with a topiary is a thing. At least for some people.

What we can all learn from Mr. Rogers.

Top 10 names that guys give their junk.

Aperol spritz is the drink of the summer. Here’s how to make it.

Man on a Mission – smokin’ hot super man Henry Cavill.

From Madeline:

We’ve said in the past that there is no ‘normal’ when it comes to sex — but this study sez a lot of us just want to fantasize about love, romance, and good ole vanilla sex.

A documentary about how when it comes to wealth and excess women always tend to wind up on the losing end of the stick.

As Etta James would say – at laaaaaaast –

While Jezebel wants to know: WTF? Why isn’t Aquaman nekkid?

Man Repeller on women who got married—fast.

It’s an instagram summer fashion showdown: Outer Space V the Prairie.  Live Long and Yee-Ha!

Apparently many middle-aged women are DONE with their marriage. Buh-bye!

It’s hot outside — but why not let it get a little steamy inside too? Here’s a lot of erotic movies ranked worst to best–but I started you off on the best page, cause you want the best right?

The pelvic floor is still an utter mystery to scientists.

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

7 Jul

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

We’re in the hot, hot throes of summer! Beaches, barbeques, and (hopefully!) vacations are on the horizon. So grab towels, your shades, and plenty of reading material to make your time in the sun extra fun. Can’t decide which books to bust out? Here at Lady Smut, we’re doing our part to help you out by rounding up some great reads. Layer on the sun block and sit back in that beach chair. It’s summer, it’s the weekend…ahhhh…. 😉

Frosé is passé. Quench your thirst this summer with the very latest in frozen libations. Schappsicle, anyone?

Is VR sex considered cheating? Depends on who you ask.

Why everyone is banning plastic straws.–Though some people with disabilities really need them.

And while you’re doing good for the planet, how about edible coffee cups?

How many times happier are men in relationships with chubby girls than those who aren’t? Try TEN TIMES happier, yo!

The meanings and myths of rape fantasies.

From Madeline:

The museum of broken hearts.

Can sexual pleasure help you learn better? Rats say yes.

One woman’s HEA: When my boyfriend moved in with my husband and kids.

OMG – have you ever heard of ASMR???? Check out this intro to ASMR on Man Repeller.   BTW, this is SUCH A THING. I have one friend who hates it–simply cannot stand it– and another friend who’s been secretly obsessed with this for a long long time–she feels the tingles and everything.

 

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

29 Jun

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

Don’t look now, awesome peeps, but it’s the weekend before the 4th! Hopefully you’re like half the people in my day job office who had the wise foresight to take next week off. But if you didn’t, that’s OK, too. Wednesday for much of us will be a time of relaxation, a break in the middle of the road, a day for slacking off and having fun. And speaking of fun on this weekend before the 4th, exercise your independence early by checking out the fun reads we’ve gathered up for you. No better way to get the party started.

Are you part of the rarest personality type in the world?

Harry Potter…and smut? One writer’s quest to write erotic fan fiction of HP. Am I the only one finding this just a bit creepy?

If an app can pick a date for you, why not let your parents pick your spouse. The case for arranged marriage.

Justice Kennedy’s retirement threatens safe and legal abortion. How to stop it.

Looking for beach reads on the wild side? 50 must-read werewolf romances.

It’s not porn – it’s making love! Here’s a sneak peek so you can judge for yourself.

The “sex ed guys” know little about sex ed. But at least they’re kinda funny.

Girl Boner August McLaughlin chats with the queen of lesbian sex 101, Stevie Boebie.

#Metoo from a man’s point of view. Author Amber Tamblyn’s new novel features a female serial rapist.

 

 

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

23 Jun

Sexy Saturday Round UpHowdy! Settling into the summer groove? We are.  Here are some sexy Saturday news articles to tickle your brain and satisfy your craving for sensual knowledge.  Enjoy. 🙂

From Madeline:

Boyish good, girlish bad — 😦 What are we saying when we cringe at boys who like girly things?

Hyena females rule–literally.  In every way.  They also have a very large pseudopenis.

From Slutever: How to have great sex on your period.

Women’s Health asks: Do you give yer boobies enough love?

The dark side of orgasmic tantric bliss.

 

 

https://www.manrepeller.com/2018/06/polyamorous-open-relationship.html

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

18 May

Sexy Saturday Round UpWhat a week it’s been! Some of us are at RT in Reno, NV.  Some of us are at home wishing we were at RT.  And today we’re online at #LadySmut playing games and giving away ebooks.  Join us!

From Madeline:

We’re very exciting that Donald Glover is playing Lando Calrissian – but also that Lando is portrayed as a pansexual! 

What hat will YOU be wearing at the royal wedding?

Eric Schneiderman is giving BDSM a bad name

Lady Smut to DJ Khaled: You gotta give to get, bro

At THE WING, Women demand a single sex co-working space.

By Elizabeth Shore

They’re pointless, useless, and suck up time, but sometimes we all need dumb tweets to make us laugh out loud.

Did you think Miss Congeniality was gay? Well, as it turns out

What to know about hyposexuality.

Royal wedding gossip! All the dirt is right here.

Remembering a great writer. R.I.P. Tom Wolfe.

Who eats pounds and pounds of candy per person every year? You’ll never guess.

The weird, nutty Yanny vs Laurel explained.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

11 May

Sexy Saturday Round UpBy Elizabeth Shore

There once was an author named Faleena
Who said, “Hey writers, I’ll ream ya!”
She took the word “cocky”
And tried hard to block thee
But writers told Faleena, we’ll see ya

If you haven’t been following this story, you should. #cockygate has the romance world up in arms, not just as romance writers but as writers. Period. As author L.M. Brown put it: Suppose… A sci-fi writer TM’s “space” and “alien” A fantasy writer TM’s “sword” and “magic” A mystery writer TMs “murder” and “mystery” You see where I’m going with this? This is NOT branding and it impacts ALL writers.

And so it does. We’ll stay tuned to see where this goes. In the meantime, Sexies, there are other things to read. Such as:

Get your nooner on!  How to perfect this wickedly decadent diversion.

5 ways to tell he’s falling for you.

What exactly is in that sex toy, anyway?

Don’t let this happen to you! Masturation horror stories.

Breaking up is hard to do – even with your smartphone.

Linguini lovers rejoice! New study says pasta isn’t bad for you after all.

A social app made for socializing. Wait, what?

It’s the most wonderful gay time of year – the Eurovision song contest.

From Madeline:

What’s it like for female people of color with a job in the media?

Popular places for sex–outside the bedroom

Got black hotties? Check ’em out. (Fanning myself.)

There are too many men in the world.  China and India are feeling the impact. We knew it would come to this.

WTF is #cockygate? A quick explanation of the bru-ha-ha that’s rocked the indie publishing world this week.

As techies dig in to this new industry–the sex bot revolution is here. “They’re not nasty dirty men who can’t get a woman.” Really? (Raising eyebrow.)

 

 

 

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