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Dark Passions: Some Sexy Looking Horror

24 Jun
Skeeter was pretty hot in the campy movie SCREAM.

Skeeter was pretty hot in the campy movie SCREAM.

Do you like it when romance mixes with things that go bump in the night?

I love it when there’s a potentially untrustworthy yet smokin’ hot hero in the book I’m reading.  I adore that everything-seems-so-normal-so-why’s-it-kinda-spooky? vibe.

While full on horror isn’t my thing, tension tight enough to make a heroine spring into a guy’s lap is.  Campy horror is great because when a heroine’s scared and acts impulsively, she almost always immediately pauses to realize, Oh my! –the guy’s lap feels all muscle-y and good.  Soon enough she’s about to go further even when she knows she shouldn’t.

The book is great--the movie not so much.

The book is great–the movie not so much.

There’s something I really enjoy with watching a young female character slowly succumb to the funny feelings down there …I know it’s perverse, but I just love it when a good girl hates herself in the morning–if she lives that long. (Bwa-ha-ha!)

Quiet suspense is really good too.  I love it when sudden betrayal lurks just around the corner.  Ira Levin’s A KISS BEFORE DYING was good in that way…as are old scary Hitchcock movies, and the campy horror films SCREAM, etc.

I saw the premiere of that totally messed up TV show called BATES MOTEL, and it seemed to find tingly ways to swing from very suspenseful moments to sexual shame to sexual arousal and back again.  Did anyone one else see it? Or is it dead and gone already?
At Lady Smut we’ve been dabbling in a little shivery tension lately.

One sick puppy of a TV show.

One sick puppy of a TV show.

It’s fun–and there’s nothing like a hot summer night to get you in the mood for a little spookiness.  Not to mention what happens when you add in a touch of the uncanny.  So being in the mood for goosebumps, I was immediately drawn to these book covers from eKensington’s website.  They sounded rather…sexy.  My question is –just how much sex n romance do these horror stories contain?  Here are the books:

THE SORORITY: They are the envy of every young woman–and the fantasy of every young man. An elite sisterhood of Greenbriar University’s best and brightest, their members are the most powerful girls on campus–and the most feared. . .


She’s the perfect pledge. A sweet, innocent, golden-haired cheerleader, Eve has so much to gain by joining Gamma Eta Pi—almost anything she desires. But only a select few can enter the sorority’s inner circle—or submit to its code of blood, sacrifice, and sexual magic. Is Eve willing to pay the price?


Print copy is cheaper than the e-book. What’s up with that?


Ever since childhood, Merilynn has had a sixth sense about things to come. She’s blessed with uncanny powers of perception–and cursed with unspeakable visions of unholy terror. Things that corrupt the souls of women, and crush the hearts of men. Things that can drive a girl to murder, suicide, or worse. . .


Journalism major Sam Penrose is tough, tenacious–and too curious for her own good. She’s determined to unearth the truth about the sorority. But the only way to expose this twisted sisterhood is from within. . .

The review sez: “Tamara Thorne has an uncanny knack for combining the outrageous with the shuddery, making for wonderfully scary romps and fun reading.” –Chelsea Quinn Yarbro

Wow.  I like the sound of “sexual magic”.  Then I looked at the price: $12.39? For an e-book? The Amazon version is cheaper than the publishers version, (which is just so wrong) and the print version is cheaper (10.00) than the e-versions. I’m scratching my head over that one, but c’est la vie.

Another eKensington book I lust for is DARK PASSIONS–HOT BLOOD XIII.  The cover is to die.  Who can resist a crimson corset? How smexy do these ‘tales of sinister passion’ get? Well, check out the description…

Dark PassionsNot all love is innocent. Some desires swallow you whole…

There’s more than meets the eye to the twenty twisted pleasures collected here, with death and desire lying in wait behind every corner.

One goth girl finds the man whose love can make her beautiful and whose body can bring her ecstasy—if she can stomach the price…

A zombie apocalypse destroys a man’s family, but “til death do us part” is a vow his wife won’t forget—even if she’s now more on the undead side.

A vampire hunter wakes up the morning after and has to discover what forbidden pleasures he indulged in the night before—he suspects they might involve the drop-dead gorgeous bloodsucker next door…

These and many more tales of sinister passion lie inside—if you aren’t afraid of the dark….


Is there such a thing as hipster horror?

Sounds pretty good, I say.  With words like ‘desire’ ‘twisted pleasures’, and phrases like ‘whose body can bring her ecstasy’, I would be rather surprised if there wasn’t some major boinking going on, at the very least.

But the uncertainty factor had me drifting back to Ellora’s Cave & Samhain.  They offer up some shivery horror too, and you can always count on the sex with these new-ish titles:

UNDONE BY THE UNDEAD by Isabelle Drake.  It’s a free read.  I read it and found it kinda cute, well written, and something of a prologue to her novel SERVICING THE UNDEAD.

FRANKENDOM by Robin L. Rotham  — I don’t know if this book is any good –and I kinda don’t care. Here’s some of the ‘product warning’ Samhain offers:

Cray-cray erotica--Yum!

Cray-cray erotica–Yum!

You should assume any Robin L. Rotham book contains BDSM elements, anal play, and every possible ménage à trois permutation. Additionally, FrankenDom contains mad scientists, real dungeons, whips, chains, spanking, a variety of taboo fantasies, electrical devices in uncomfortable places, humor, and an intimidating ratio of sadists to masochists.

Mad scientists, humor, and ‘every possible ménage à trois permutation’–all for the low price of $5.50. Now that’s what I’m looking for in a smexy horror novel. Love it!

What about you, dear reader?  What’s your sweet spot when it comes to books that makes you shiver?


Horror Sex Camp

20 Sep

Hi there–Madeline here today.  I’m picking up from where Elizabeth Shore’s post left off yesterday.  She was talking about how well horror and erotic romance go together.

Meanwhile my favorite type of horror — campy horror — goes even better with sex.  I’m talking hot, uninhibited, I-don’t-care-that-you’re-not-my-boyfriend sex.

I mean, before the 80’s you had horror films that had sex stuff in them.  Sure.  The sexy popular girl always got slashed first, of course.  Female audiences weren’t supposed to enjoy the sexy part of these films though.  You had women taking off their sweaters as suspense built, blah, blah, blah to get men off.  They were thrown a gratuitous arousal boner as a way of staving off boredom until the part came where their date would jump around, scream, and cling unto her date.  Which led to boinking said date afterwards. (Apparently almost all horror films make bank for this very reason.)

Although, I never quite understood how that worked.  You just watched a film about a woman going off with a guy alone, getting all slutty, and then getting slashed.  So after the movie, you go off with a guy alone, and you get all slutty with him…

BUT THEN! Along came a time-warping little freaky-deaky project called The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975).

This film was less about horror and really more of an excuse to display one giant, cross-dressing, trans-gender orgy. But the film was an important one.  First it gave teens across our suburban lands something to do on a Saturday at midnight.  Second, in this film Janet made it quite clear she needed someone to touch her.  Lucky for her, there happened to be this specially made big golden hottie around to do it.  We learned from Rocky Horror that even nice girls needed to get some.

And with Rocky Horror Picture Show, the age of the 80’s and political correctness was spawned.  But despite the money grubbing, despite the cold war repression, a new tradition was born.  Ironic Camp came of age.  Yes, Poltergeist, The Shining, and a remake of The Thing happened, but this new trend in horror films took our lives in a whole new direction.

For instance, American Werewolf in London (1981).A sexy, slightly unsure American tourist is bitten.

Now, it’s the cute guy getting naked, not the cute girl.

The film was also funny, providing a different kind of release.  Horror and camp go together. As certain horror films got campier, they also got sexy in a different way–in a way that was definitely aimed at women.

[People older than I would say–well, what about Michael London, Mr. Little House on the Prairie, who was in “I Was A TeenAge Werewolf”? And I would say, “What’s that grandma? I can’t hear you over the loose dentures rattling around in your mouth.” And they would say, “Fine, smarty-pants, but they’re remaking it–aren’t they?” And I would shrug, because I dunno, maybe they are? Was that show campy? I doubt it.  I’m talking about camp here, grandma. Camp.]

The Lost Boys (1987) came along.  They were troubled bad boys, their leader a totally hot Jason Patric.

Oh, and Kiefer Sutherland was sneering about in the  background too.

Then you had the (mostly forgotten) film Lair of The White Worm (1988) starring an unknown British actor named Hugh Grant.  (Which also had a hot Scottish guy in it, btw, pictured here, covered in blood.)

After that came Buffy — the movie (1992), wherein cute Luke Perry got to stand around and watch his girlfriend kick ass. Feminism had truly arrived.  (Luke, you are cute, but not enough for me to bother getting your pic and showing it here.)

And Buffy begat Scream (1996).  In which Skeet Ulrich seduces and betrays and slays — His best. Role. Ever.

And Scream begat Buffy again–this time the TV show (1997-2003).  Spike.  Angel.  Need I say more?

And Buffy the TV show, in some ways, begat Torchwood (2006)

Which was horror/sci-fi and very sexy, yes, but in ways you were never expecting—and in ways which left you totally uncomfortable afterwards.   Oy.  Not one person in that cast ever had hot, uncomplicated sex.  EVER.   It was Tortured, as much or more than it was Torchwood.

So, what’s coming next for Horror Sex Camp? Maybe there’s something out there right now that I’m missing–? Leave a comment.  Let me know.

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