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Sexy Saturday Round Up

20 May

Say goodbye to spring–say hello to summer! The weather is heating up but Lady Smut is already full of sexy hot goodness.  Here’s more titillating news about love, sex, romance, & gender from your Lady Smut gal-pals.

From Madeline:

SUMMER IS HERE! TIME FOR SEX ON THE BEACH. And no, we’re not talking about the drink.

Two Nerdy History Girls discuss the past time of Nude Male Races in the 1800’s.

Rectifying fashion injustice: The Bro-Romper.  Yup.

Advice to men (well, everyone) on how to support women who run for office/aim for promotion.

Hate those sexual onsies? (Real life examples I’ve seen: Ladies, I have arrived. I don’t always drink milk, but when I do I prefer Dos Boobies. Stud muffin. I love boobies.) Here are some feminist onsies for your wee knee biter.

She put him in a dress & then they fell in love.

Throw down that tiara and kiss a commoner! Japanese princess gives up her crown to marry average joe.

The emancipation of the MILF.

Sexy Saturday Round Up

6 May

Helllllllo my fellow vaginas! We’re still recovering from our fun-o-rama time at RT on Wednesday.  (Speaking of which–check out our games below–there’s still time to play, there’s still time to win. ; > )

Now that it’s the weekend–at last!–it’s time to settle in and relax with all our fabu links to news and articles about gender, sex, women, and lurv from around the web.

From Madeline:

The Great New England Vampire Panic

May is Masturbation month! Pledge to masturbate this month and better the world!!!! 

How much money can you net from your celebrity sex tape? Not as much as you’d think.

Mexico outraged over a woman blamed for her own murder.

Mirror mirror on the wall: Ask Men suggests 4 ways to use mirrors during sex.

The average wait time people take to have sex in a new relationship.

Meanwhile, let’s contemplate what we can get out of the rando hookup

Yes to the Polygamous throuple’s wedding dress!

Luxuriating in the good life or wallowing in your own filth? Manrepeller weighs in on taking a bath.

8 lies about sex.

Why he chose you and why he dumped you: The Romantic Narcissist

From Elizabeth Shore:

Like it or loathe it, the underboob trend is here to stay. For now, anyway.

A slideshow to get you squirmy – hot naked guys reading in bed.

Your kinky new best friend – spreader bars.

When you absolutely have nothing better in the entire universe to do, take a doughnut quiz.

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

29 Apr

Hello Kittens–The weather is glorious and the Romantic Times Convention is mere days away.  We’re panting with excitement, loaded up with swag to our eyeballs, and ready to let our inner wild child par-tay! Meanwhile, we’ve brought you your weekly dose of SSRU.  Slurp it down like sunshine.  xoxo

From Madeline:

How Mr. Nice Guy gets it wrong sometimes—and how to fix it.

Some snark about the Henrietta Lacks movie staring Oprah: The Immortal Life of White Saviors and Black Stories

True tales from icky real life encounters with a woke misogynist

Uh, you know that guy who’s your friend? Well, here’s what may be motivating his friendship.

C-drama may becoming the new K-drama – check out this review of NIRVANA FIRE from SBTB:

Some women just wanna bone.  And that’s what Craig’s List is for.

By Elizabeth Shore:

Frustrated partner who doesn’t know how to make you squirt? Never fear – an instructional video is here.

A-hole alert. The dangerous trend of “stealthing,” a.k.a. removing a condom during sex without telling.

Here’s something interesting: erotic stories for the well-endowed brain. Welcome to Noveltrove.

Is your revved up libido actually an addiction? How to tell.

The appeal of a dominatrix – as explained by men.

 

Coming to the RT Booklovers Convention in Atlanta this May? Join the Ladysmut.com bloggers for a very special reader event – Never Have You Ever, Ever, Ever — and win crowns, toys, books and more. (Ooo, and we’ll have brownies….) Goodybags (with fun stuff!) to first 100 people in line! Wednesday, May 3 at 1:30 p.m. Add this event to your RT Personal Agenda here.

Sexy Saturday Round Up

22 Apr

Don’t forget that we’re going to be at RT this year.

We’re blinding you with science! And with a lot of other interesting stuff from the internet this weekend, with our list of lusty links to entertain you.  Enjoy —

From Madeline:

5 artists making erotic art

Unicorn food is all the RAGE

Are you a demi-sexual? (A what?)

Must women constantly apologize for everything?

From Elizabeth Shore:

If you’re gonna do it, read this first. Your guide to clit piercing. It hurts. You’ve been warned.

New career prospect? How one woman makes $300K a year stripping.

Hey lesbians! (or straight women who just like having sex with other women)… The steamiest positions for girl-on-girl fun. It’s a slideshow!

In the wake up sexual molester creep Bill O’Reilly’s departure from Fox comes questions about how best to help workers report workplace harassment. Are anonymous hotlines the answer?

Need another reason to do your workout? How about this: it might just give you a coregasm.

How to break it to your man without busting his balls that you want sex toys in bed.

Here you go, ladies: your guide to giving him a rusty trombone.

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

15 Apr

People! It’s glorious outside, but when you’ve had your fun, come on in and settle down to the joys of Sexy Saturday Round Up.  Happy Easter! Happy Passover!

From Madeline:

Millions of Asians can’t be wrong: here’s how to have fun with your Japanese facial razor

I love Man Repeller beauty articles: they tell it like it is: The Highs & Lows of Being A Bleach Blonde

Science is delving into how to keep the passion alive, sans viagra

K Drama Rules!!!: Sherlock Holmes is Now a Housewife

Thong underwear sucks! –But we already knew that!

Even Ruth Bader Ginsberg gets interrupted by men

Cuban winemakers’ secret to affordable wine: condoms

From Elizabeth Shore

Feeling blue? Glum? Heavy hearted? Cheer up, it’s probably just Facebook depression.

Your marriage is in trouble so you seek advice – but how do you know whether it’s any good?

United Airlines’ reputation is really taking a “beating,” – news of a passenger being stung by a scorpion that fell from an overhead bin. Ouch!

What to do when your FWB relationship turns into a big f**king mess.

Worried about coffee staining your teeth? Never fear, clear coffee is here!

Going down the right way. How to deepthroat like a porn star.

From Thien-Kim

Want to channel your inner dominatrix? There’s an online class for that

Do you like Pouty Man Bear heroes in your romances?

This guy won’t date hot women and Twitter had the best responses.

Must click: a NSFW photo series of guys reading in bed…naked

A woman accidentally took her dog to a furry convention. (Spoiler: it’s not for pets)

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

1 Apr

Spring has sprung! We’re wearing flip-flops (well some of us are) and embracing blossoming trees with blue skies so gob-smackingly pretty we can’t think straight.  And you, dear reader? Are you cavorting this weekend at the farmer’s market, hanging out with family and friends or are you ready to lay low, clutch your device of choice to your chest and get your SSRU fix?  No judgment from us if you are.  Enjoy!

From Madeline:

Gwenth Paltrow’s website GOOP wants to give you this reality check about having anal sex. 

Bust talks about sex in YA lit.

Ashley Bouder takes on gender inequality one ballet at a time.

Slutever discussing sleeping around without getting an STD.

Reader I…no, this one is VERY COMPLICATED — a writer loses her baby, her lover, and gains a husband.  The years of dealing with fertility.

Brownies work on social justice. 

A pod-cast about sexual unicorns. (Elizabeth Shore has blogged about them before.)

You’re 18, and she’s twenty six years older…Aaron Taylor Johnson discusses how his marriage with his wife is working out years and years later.

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

25 Mar

Kiss me, I’m Irish.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day Weekend! We’re here to nurse that greenish complexion back to a rosy hue with some soothing links all about scintillating deeds being done in the name of lurv.  So slip some of that Irish Creme in your coffee and enjoy!

From Madeline:

Buffy is 20!

Amy Poehler has a supreme vagina–‘the Angelina Jolie of vaginas

Fictional Literary Texts

5 best literary sex scenes to bone up on

Sleeping naked supposedly has good effects on yer bod.

Romance author Brenda Jackson shares how she worked with her one true love to grow her romance empire out of POC romance.

You’re not just peeing—you’re improving your sex life!

Adorable historical slang for intercourse

What would the bookstore look like with only women authors? One book store tries it for a day…

Tell the men: her orgasm is not about you.

From Elizabeth Shore

Your signs are made, you’re ready to protest – but what to eat? Fuel your activist fire with the “she persisted” energy bar.

What the future of porn and sex technology means for women.

Threesomes can be awesome – but you’ve gotta plan them well.

It’s here all in one convenient place! The Nerve’s official glossary of sex terms.

8 weird looking things to plug up your butt that feel divine.

Is your man craving some wicked big guns? Here are the seven best exercises that’ll give him amazing arms.

Everything you need to know about ball gags.

Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch thinks it’s just fine to ask female employees if they plan on having kids.

Weird claymation video makes people feel either comforted or totally creeped out.

From Thien-Kim

Everyone has fantasies. Here’s 43 secret sexual ones.

Pairing sex toys with sexy reads? Count me in.

How long does an average sex session last? You might be surprised–or not.

Can Ikea ruin your marriage?

Apparently having more sex is good for your career. Let’s get cracking.

Looking for some new super sexy reads? Here are some free books for your ereader.

 

 

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

11 Mar

Welcome to the weekend! We’re here to urge you to fall back into bed, plump up those pillows and enjoy yourself with a good long read of all these fascinating links.  Where’s the coffee?

From Elizabeth Sa Fleur:

Where oh where to put all my sex toys?

Dominatrixes who are “Whipping America back into shape, one middle aged white man at a time.”

From Madeline Iva:

How your masturbating can help your sex life (but maybe not his masturbating)

When your partner dies, there goes the sex too.  Grieving the loss of sex.

You’re looking for Noir-Murder-Mystery-Romance–but just what ARE you looking for? Smart Bitches Trashy Books chews on this topic with various recommendations.

Women squirting during sex is an old thing that’s a new thing:

Now a slightly different take from Jezebel–Shejaculation: How I learned to stop worrying and love the gush

Women are better at day to day multi-tasking, men want to disagree–but they’re too busy holding the baby while trying to make dinner and talk on the phone.

Tracee Ellis Ross is loving her booty.

While this dude has beard envy.

I sobbed. Scientific American gives us the story of NASAS real “human computers” the women Hidden Figures is based upon.

From Elizabeth Shore

Creepy victim-shaming Canadian judge decides it’s best to resign after questioning why a rape victim couldn’t just keep her legs together.

And the #1 porn search term worldwide in 2016 was…

So you think you know what men like in women best? Read here for the list (hint, it’s not what you think).

Oh my, was that ancient Han dynasty ever a kinky bunch. Giant jade dildo, anyone?

Just in case you want to feel worse about yourself, Tinder’s working on “Tinder Select,” that’s invitation only for hot, rich people.

Another reason to have lots of sex – it’s good for your career.

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

4 Feb

 

If you read Lady Smut, Fassy, would you even admit it?

Hey Fassy, if you read Lady Smut, Fassy, would you even admit it?

It’s resort time for the filthy rich, but here at LadySmut we’re putting on the sunglasses and faux-fur before diving outside to get a little Valentine’s Day shopping done for our fav boo.

Are you ready for some hot links to all that is weird, stimulating, and smutty this week? Well, pour yourself another cuppa joe and then hop back into bed with Joe to enjoy this week’s SSRU. ; >

From Madeline:

Yes!– to this super-bowl ad.

This female recruit is a lean mean fighting machine!

Did we evolve to get fat? Why? (Why? whyyyyyyyyy?)

Would you like to see Idris Elba try to become a kick boxer? Yes please!

A day with women scientists who are protesting Trump.

OMG! Half-naked animal rights protesters have themselves BRANDED.

From Thien-Kim

If only this app called Licker really existed

Skip the sappy Valentine’s cards and go for adorably awkward ones

Or maybe just gift your Valentine with a sex toy that makes both of you happy

Meet this adorable burly biker and his pussy (the orange tabby kind)

From Elizabeth Shore

Cum on! An oral history of the money shot.

Getting ready for the big game – 15 beer-loaded Superbowl snacks. Soft pretzel bites and beer cheese dip, anyone?

Then again, if you’re trying to avoid the big game, why not rent a steamy movie from this list of the all-time sexiest.

Pornhub goes beyond porn by launching a sex education site.

Camel no! Seamless Thread offers a discreet way to hide your luscious lips.

 

 

 

 

Sexy Saturday Round Up

28 Jan

Ready to settle down to a quietly satisfying weekend? Well, you’ve come to the right place.  The world outside may be going to hell in a handbag, but you can cozy up here to our fire and enjoy yourself with some fascinating blog posts around the world about the funny, bad, weird world of sex, love, and the clitoris. Enjoy!

From Madeline

What’s a Beardosexual? Read all about it at Heroes & Heartbreakers.

A must-read ling from Alexa’s blog post: Just have sex with ugly people.

Because after all, science has discovered that you are less beautiful than you think.

This top model is intersex and telling the world all about it.

The UK gives the side eye to employee dress codes.

From Mental Floss: 10 Exceptional Female Con artists 

From Thien-Kim

Run out of batteries or misplaced your battery operated buddy? You’ll never look at your household items the same way.

Apparently men with big bellies can last 5 minutes longer in bed. Almost 3 times as long as the average “skinny” man.

Let’s bust these vaginal care myths once and for all.

Curious about anal play? Read this guide for beginners, which includes toy recommendations.

From Elizabeth Shore:

Sitting in and watching movies this weekend? Here are 10 sexy ones that’ll lead movie night straight to the bedroom.

Beauty’s no longer just for the girls. Here are 10 men who are rocking the beauty industry.

Forget lacy lingerie! For Valentine’s Day this year, Goop says you should buy a gold butt.

Straight guy ends up in a gay sex club, leaves an awesome Yelp review.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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